sUPERHERO: wHAT iF..??

What Will Superhero do IF..??

HIS BAT MOBILE WAS STOLEN

HE'S OUT OF SPIDER WEB

NO MORE MONSTERS LEFT

WHEN HE GOT OLD

AND HAD TO CLEAN THEIR LAUNDRY

WHEN AN ULTRAMAN VIEW THIS BLOG..

SOC-SMILE OUT QUEITLY

Ways to Prevent Ghost In The House!!

Where do Ghost Usually Appear in Your House..??


Under The Bed.

To prevent: Use this bed.

In The Toilet.

To Prevent: Defeceate outside the house

On The Ceiling

To Prevent:Put a lot of this type of fan on your ceiling so they will be killed by those blades

In The Mirror

To Prevent:Make use of your  webcam to look at yourself

In An Empty Room

To Prevent:Place yourself in the room so that it is not empty anymore, just you and.............

   

This Is JusT for Fun!!!SOC-Smile Out Queitly

Kids With Amazing VoicE!!!

Kids Who Have Amazing Voice!!

• Name:Connie Talbot
• Age:11 Years Old

• Name: Shaheen Jafargholi
• Age : 14 Years old

• Name: Anna Graceman
• Age : 11 Years Old

• Name : Maddi Jane
• Age : 12 Years Old

They Are My Favourite 4!!!!!!

How I Met Your Hijab.

Is  It A Phenomena Or Just A Disease..??Come On Man, Think!!
Let Me Tell You The Story How I Met Your Hijab..

I was wandering around my University and suddenly my eyes were attached to one person..A GIRL!!!
That gal is very beautiful..well she have nice skin but there's something else about her that i dislike..
Her Style On Her Hijab!!!..
It's kind of bit too messy for us, men to see....with the spinning and twirling here and there..and there again...haha...
We do learn that in Islam there is a concept about versatility....
But there's a limit to the concept...we can do whatever style to your hijab if we still preserve the aurat.
I have interview some subject..

"It is fashion, if i don't do it, they will say that i am not up-to-date"
"It is more easy to wear like this than the ordinary style"..they say something about the amount of pin..i don't know..haha

That are the common answers i got... 
There are also danger when they spin their hijab off..
The threat of SUFFOCATING!!!!
iF they suffocate, i am gladly to help them by doing CPR..
Want me do the CPR..??You better don't..!!!
But, we must give them credits for at least wearing a hijab..:)
We can do this if we preserve our aurat and not sex appealing...

Express Your Own TAlent

Grades..???

Do we need exams..??Exam make people who can't do well answering questions feel bad.It is some kind of docmentation but our minds are complex and can't be read on some kind of sheets.It creates some kind of status difference.Those who got bad grades will be discriminised as fools and nasty kids.Is it appropiate to call them like that..??Those who do well in exams will not surely be successfull in their field work.Because most of them will stammer and fright to death because they only acquired theory in class not skills

Should the grades be published..??It is some kind of honor for some people and humiliation for a lot of people.Nowadays, parents urge their kids to study well...making them to go to tution...hey parents..what's if..they have intrests in something else..??For example, they like to do some motor racing.That does not make them "mat rempit"

..what if, the money you spend in tution were spend on sending them to a professional rider class....if it existed. i don't know..Why keep forcing us to do things that we dont like because in the end we will rebel and the cosquencess fall to both sides, the parents and the kid.

Is It Fair Enough..??

WHY DID.......???

• A WOMEN CAN WEAR SLIPPERS TO THE EXAM HALL WHILE FOR MEN IS FORBIDDEN

• A WOMEN CAN NOT-TO-WEAR HIJAB*FOR MUSLIM* WHILE MEN IS FORBIDDEN TO WEAR THREE-QUARTER SHORTS WHILE PLAYING SPORTS *WE DO NOT EXPOSE OUR AURAT*

• A WOMEN CAN WEAR TIGHT SHIRTS IN PUBLIC WHILE MEN IS FORBIDDEN TO WEAR SLEEVELESS SHIRT

• MEN CAN NOT HAVE THEIR HAIR IN DIFFERENT STYLE, BUT WOMEN CAN HAVE IN MANY KIND OF STYLE

DO THE SYSTEM OF JUSTICE IN CERTAIN UNIVERSITY IS FAIR FOR BOTH GENDERS?
WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO BREAK SOME RULES THAT ARE ALSO OUR RELIGION RULES AND MEN ARE BEING COMPROMISED..WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BREAK ANY RULES, PLEASE..!!


IS IT FAIR ENOUGH..??
THINK FOR YOURSELF~!!!

The Art Of Seduction:Woman Version

How A Wife Can Seduce Her Husband.

There are certain times that a husband got "jumped"..

• When breastfeeding their children, a mom is always sexy.
• After a shower, when they flip their wet hair.
• When they have sore throat, their voice is very sexy
• When his wife clothes "accidentally" torn apart
• When they wear silk-made clothes, the contact of the fabrics to the skin is very "tickling"
• After a shower,*again when the steam from their hot shower covers their body....pffttttt..*nosebleed

• When they wear Red clothes, red is seduction
• When they put the correct amount of perfume, not to much, not too few.

The Red Kebaya

The Match Of The Week:Manchester United vs Liverpool

Will tonight game be intresting..or could it ended with goalless to both teams??...personally i adore Manchester United thn Liverpool.It is obvious they have much better player although they are quite old..but what..?? Age does not determine their quality of dribbling nor scoring some goals.Glory MAnchester United!!!!!wooohooooooo~~~Liverpool Fans, don't banned me..i also like team Liverpool , but when it comes to this two clubs duelling with each other, i choose Manchester United!!

My Prediction:

3-1

I am not being biassed..just stating the facts..Good Luck To Liverpool keeper tonight.!!Astalavista..!!

The Best Sitkom Ever!!

How I Met Your Mother
Genre:Romance, Comedy
Cast :

Josh T. Radnor(Ted Mosby)

Jason Segel(Marshall)

Cobie Smulders(Robin)

Alyson Hannigan(Lily)

Neil Patrick Harris(Barney)

Bob Saget(The Ted Narrator)

This is all the main cast of How I Met Your Mother.If i get More than 20 likes for this post, i will tell a lot more about them.This story is very intresting and it lasted for 7 season from now on.And for your information, I have all season and I laughed every time i watch this story.So from those who are very sad because of some breakup, maybe failed in tests can watch it as a cure to your sorrow.

A New Batman??

He is an ordinary man by day but at night he transforms himself into someone else...keep your thoughts for yourself, he is obviously not Batman but he is something that is funny, hillarious and have a high pitched voice...he is who we call.....


               PRINCE POPYCOCK

Prince Popycock

at the first glance, he maybe will turn out to be a total train wreck..but he doesn't..he has such wonderful voice until it has amazed a lot of people...a man with a gigahertz voice is not easy to be found...he is funny..it is not only potrayed by his face but also by the stuff he do...it will make you laugh your lungs out..i guarenteee it...a man that have 2 personality really attracts me...it may have been caused by their afraidness to be themselves...so they create a new personality in order to endure the feeling..he put on makeup as a symbol of hiding his true nature..
see his video here..

Landau Eugene Murphy Jr

What is it about him i totally fanatise..????

1. He is a man that have Frank Sinatra's like voice.
2. He doesn't know that he is so good in singing.
3. He chews gum during his America Got Talent Audition.
4. He took out the gum outside his mouth and place it inside his clothes.
5. He wows the judges.
6. It is his first ever audition

Want to know his journey from a regular car washer to a phenomenal artist..??
let me give all of you peeps a glance of his route to success..at the beginning, he was being compromised by all of the audience for being not-so-ready...it  is his first audition peeps...it is as he know proper way to be auditioned..it is just like a man that dont know how to make love to his wife...isn't that right..??i am not trying to make this post a little bit hooky, just a little teaser..;)

right after the audition, all the judges couldn't believe what they are hearing....and the first question come out from their mouth is

"are you miming..??"
he replied.."i am not, that is my real voice"

from there, we can see that the judges are being a judge-a-book-by-its-cover person...they presume that a man that that is not properly attire wold never have such wonderful voice..but i give them credits for giving Landau Eugene Murphy Jr the road to success..i love to see people to get their wake up call..by realising that outer appearance is nothing compared to their spritual grace because spiritual grace has no expired date..

watch his video here peeps!!
spoiler alert: He wins the American Got Talent 2011
just being courteous to all of you..:)

Nuttin But Stringz!!!

i will be using English in my upcoming posts in my blog...support me..:) okay peeps, for your information, i have a lot of America Got Talent Videos stored inside my laptop...what i mean by a lot is..... 23 GIGABYTES......kill me if you want..but i will not give up my collections to you all peeps..is it a bit cheesy i called all of you peeps..??i am sorry if i offend all of u peeps in sort of ways, but it is me..the real me...So Beat It..ok let cut to the chase and go straight to the SUbJect...the stunts were divided by several categories but today i want to share with all of you about this amazing talent that is now can be GoogleSearchable as Nuttin' But Stringz'

..they are fabulous...and i admire their skills of playing my favourite musical instrument which is violin...screw me..but i think i'm in lov with them although i am clearly stating that i am not a GAY PERSON...all of you should get to know the because they are great and talented although they are from the suburbs...they are not some old-greasy-man-playing-violin but they are muscular-man-playing-violin...
isn't that what women want..??i admire talents that have not been acknowledge yet and they use their own efforts to make themselve to be recognised..compared to those that is rich and use their money to make them famous..it is not effort..it is just a bunch of money been spent on a bunch of scrap..using their sexual attractions to sell their masterpiece..ok..get right back to the subject...i Love NUttin' But Stringz!!!!... try to hear their music here peeps..

Simple Macam Buat Maggie...

saya bangga dengan nama saya...

tetapi ramai antara kita yang tidak menunjukkan rasa bangga dengan nama sendiri..
nama2 ini diberi oleh ayah atau pun saudara mara..atau pun pak cik drebar bas yang suke menyampuk..dari mana datangnya nama itu tidak penting..
yg penting adalah maksud name itu..tetapi sekarang ramai ibu bapa mahupun drebar bas yang suke bagi nama pelik2...

nama-nama alaf baru nie sunguh membelitkan lidah...
contoh------->qisxoran alieashha binti ahmad...
tengok 2..nama anak punyalah canggih tapi nama ayahnya sesimple macam buat maggie..
bayangkanlah pemeriksa peperiksaan awam sebagai contoh SPM...
diorang boleh keliru yang kau nie lelaki atau pun perempuan..
bukankah ini yang mahu dielakkan..bile kamu punye jantina diragui...
oleh itu saya tetap dengan teori saya...simple macam membuat maggie adalah paling bagus..

bukannya diskriminasi hanya sekadar luahan hati..:)
p/s:saya tidak berdendam dengan drebar bas..:)